Aggie

“Counting cats instead of sheep! One…two…”
“OK, I’ve got both eyes open! So…what do you want?”
“I really do wish you people persons could be a little quieter. And…what is Pepper barking about now? Doesn’t everyone see that I’m trying to get a little beauty sleep?”
“Awww! Now…you must admit that this is cute!”
“I know you didn’t just wake me up. I was dozing and dreaming about sunshine and flowers!”
“Is Pepper barking at something? Without me? Somebody come get me down from this bed, so I can throw in my two cents worth!”
“Is that someone at the front door? Go check, Pepper! I don’t want to get all excited at a false alarm!”
“Anybody got any catsup for this thing? It needs…something!”
Aggie was meditating, contemplating the meaning of life when she saw some kids across the street. “What are those kids doing over there? Should I work up the energy to bark?”